An interview with...
Paris, do you know why your album sales have drastically disproved?
Maybe it's because my music stinks.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! All those girls shall die under the power of my
Kalichnikov AK-47 assault rifle!
Maybe later... anyway, do you believe that you should get married soon?
What do you take me for an idiot, I'm already engaged! To Barney Gumble, as it so happens to be! I'm only
about 29, but I think I'm mature enough to get married!
What is your favourite number?
Obviously it's M! M is the best number because it reminds me of my favourite letter, blue!
Do you one day hope to get a world record for most annoying singer ever?
Haven't I already?
Do you have a motto?
Yes, and it is, umm... let me get back to you, I forget.